So what happened?

After all his bizarre mockery of the Mac, on 15 Dec he said on his blog:

And -- to prove I'm the fair and provident being I am -- I'll try out a Mac.

Then a few days ago (I can't say exactly when, as the post has now mysteriously vanished) he admitted that he had got himself a dodgy looking Gateway laptop. $799, but you can save $100 if you use a coupon...



By the way, what's a laptop lojack, and why would you pay $49 for it? I thought that a lojack was some sort of crime. Maybe it's appropriate, for that laptop is definitely criminal. It runs Vista! Poor lad.

His only chance for redemption is Vista OSX or something similar. Still won't be half as good as the real deal though.

Where it all began - in comments

Aug 12: Anyway, I’m new to your site, but I’m loving it so far!

Aug 12: It looks good, but I just can’t trust Macs. And Justin Long is dead to me.

Aug 12: No, the Mac commercials. It's all lies and propaganda I tells ya! I can see past their charms and appearances! They will not take this man down!

Aug 13: MICROSOFT IS A MANNA FROM HEAVEN!!! You will not sway me, demon! Back, back I say! Don’t make me Jesu– I mean Bill Gates to whoop yo ass!

Why J.D. Sucks

A never-ending list, which will continue until I grow bored of it.

The J.D. sucks because:

He uses dots between the J and the D, for no real reason.

He is obnoxious.

He uses foul language.

He is mean.

He has not seen Atonement (I saw it on 23 August), and yet he goes on and on about it. Shut up already!

He uses creepy pics of the Atonement villain as his avatar.



He has eerie green hair according to his Meez.

He has sociopathic tendencies.

He will never take the high road.

He does not respect his elders.

He tells his readers to love him!

His occupation is "tattle-tale" according to his profile.

He is random and bizarre.

He keeps on voting me down on the Bloginterviewer site. (I've linked to his page so you can vote him down. Do it now!)

He has copied my use of the Sloganizer as his blog footer.